grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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