Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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