I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
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