Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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