how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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