ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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