Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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