Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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