Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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