Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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