I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I licked your asshole in confidence.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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