we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
