i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
There are leaves in my underwear?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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