well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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