so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Randomize
