The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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