You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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