i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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