Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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