so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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