if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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