home. puking in laundry basket.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
There's always time for handjobs
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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