I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
