You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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