This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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