I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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