a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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