Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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