Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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