You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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