yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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