I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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