Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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