Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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