I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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