Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I AM VODKA MAN
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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