chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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