Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I just want to make out with him forever
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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