Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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