very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you win again, gameday.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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