Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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