Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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