I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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