I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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