yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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