those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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