So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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