The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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