The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
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