This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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