Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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