Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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