ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
There's always time for handjobs
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize