It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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