Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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