Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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